Monday, April 29, 2013

I won't read your meter

Ring, ring...bang, bang, bang. Hello.
Hey there.
I am your water meter reader and I am afraid I cannot read you meter until you kill the spider.

MICHAEL!!!! We have a problem. Actually you have a problem. There's a spider at the water meter.
So?
Well the water guy says he won't read it until we kill it.
Fine we won't pay the bill until he reads it.
Michael, kill the spider.

2 cans of Black Flag later...
It's not going to die.
Okay, we'll just set it on fire, get some gas.
Are you crazy?
Yes, yes I am