Thursday, May 23, 2013
Congratulations, you're hired!
Today my middle child who just graduated college got her first job. It's exactly what she wanted. I have to say I am envious. I think I am still looking for that job.
My first job was at Walgreens. My boss used to stand behind me and rub up against me when he came for a money drop. I think he came for something else. He would do that every day I worked until the one day my dad came to the register right in the middle of one of these episodes. My dad was about 6'4" and 250 at the time. Lets just say the little boss didn't do it again. He left the store shortly after that.
My second job was at a pizza joint. I lasted like 2 days. I had a softball game and missed work. I guess that wasn't allowed at that establishment. I didn't have a problem with it, I have no idea why they expected me to tell them when I wouldn't be there.
My first REAL job was at Merrell Dow. I was in the pharmacology group and did mice studies. We used to do amphetamine-like studies to determine effects of certain molecules when injected. Holy crap one day the senior scientist miscalculated the dose like by 10 fold. We treated all the mice and about 10 minutes later they were jumping off the walls, off the little mouse wheel, off of us, it was crazy. They were in my hair, on my clothes, I could not close their little cages fast enough before they would leap off again. If someone would have videotaped that, I would still watch that madness today.
I have never laughed so hard in the 25 years I have been a professional. This one little dude would climb up the wheel to the top then jump off onto my partner. Jim would just get the mouse off him into the cage and the little dude would jump onto the wheel to the top then onto my partner again. It was hilarious! I suppose you could say it has been an adventure ever since.
Congratulations Erin on your first job. May it be all you wish for and a little bit more.
My dad and Erin