Thursday, July 11, 2013

We have to move...

Text messaging with my youngest

Emmy: there was a seven foot spider in the tub.  It tried to eat me.
Me: holy sh*t
Emmy: I kept trying to drown it but it kept coming back
Me: did you set the house on fire?
Emmy:  I was standing on the ceiling trying to kill it. 
Me: WTF
Emmy: WE ARE MOVING!!!
Me: I guess that's our only choice
Emmy: you don't understand Shelley, it was massive.  You know that shower scene from Psycho?  That was me, except with a spider
Me:  LOL
Emmy: this isn't funny
Me: I have called the bulldozers

I love my life.