Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Ah, a woman's favorite time of the year - the annual exam. It used to really bother me, then I had children. Once you have had that many people see your parts, the annual is a non-event.
Doctor: I have a student doctor here today, may she observe?
Me: Sounds great! Don't judge me...
Doctor: We only do Paps every 3 years now, so you don't have to have one this year.
Me: I am so disappointed.
Doctor: I see you need to have a mammogram. I will get you scheduled. Can you do it before you leave?
Me: Sure. I thought this morning when I got up that it would be a great day for boob-smashing. Turns out it will be.
Doctor: Do you check your breast regularly?
Me: Nope, that's why I got married, so I wouldn't have to mow or check my boobs.
Doctor: I do enjoy your visit every year. You make me laugh.
Me: it's what I do. Thanks Doc. See ya next year, same bat time, same bat channel.