Thursday, April 17, 2014

Who dat?

The moment you press the ON button and realize you didn't lock the door to the tanning room.  Three thoughts come streaming into my mind:

-Dammit, what if someone steals my purse
-Dammit what if someone sees me, well, without clothing
-What if a sexy guy comes in and we have an extremely brief but torrid affair...

I left the door unlocked.