Monday, July 13, 2015
Just rip it off
So my month long stay in Italy was cut short. Have you ever had a pinched nerve? Let me describe it:
Take a dozen forks and keep poking your neck and shoulder with them, hard, then
Take your left arm and tell someone to twist it just until you think it will rip apart and have him just hold it there, then
You only know your left hand is there because you can see it and touch it , but it has no feeling and you are still apologizing to the guy that you spilled tomato juice on on the airplane from Amsterdam to Atlanta cuz you forgot you couldn't feel your hand when you reached to take the drink from the stewardess, then
Just to make it interesting have absolutely no meds that make it feel better and you can't get into a neurologist in the Indy and surrounding area until Aug 4th.
Thanks to BCD travel for getting me out of Italy within hours of being cursed with this wonderful event.
And finally after 3 weeks abroad I have these things to be thankful for in the great USA:
Any other food than Italian
God Bless the USA and if you haven't chosen a profession, please be a neurologist because clearly there aren't enough of them!