And so it begins...

I am thinking that right before I was born some angel thought, "you know, I have been doing all these good things and it is getting on my nerves.  I am going to have some fun and be a little naughty."  Then she (because it was clearly a woman who started all this shit) touched me with the nasty wand and thus was born into the world a girl who would be fighting from the get-go.  Even my mother didn't want to have to deal with all that was coming and she didn't even know the half of it.  So up for adoption I went.  That's when it all started...Liquid soap and spiders.  Pay attention folks and soon you will understand what I mean as I lead you through what I have called "life."