Emmy: there was a seven foot spider in the tub. It tried to eat me.
Me: holy sh*t
Emmy: I kept trying to drown it but it kept coming back
Me: did you set the house on fire?
Emmy: I was standing on the ceiling trying to kill it.
Me: WTF
Emmy: WE ARE MOVING!!!
Me: I guess that's our only choice
Emmy: you don't understand Shelley, it was massive. You know that shower scene from Psycho? That was me, except with a spider
Me: LOL
Emmy: this isn't funny
Me: I have called the bulldozers
I love my life.
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